Ryan: America has voted. Sanjaya, you are safe. Sundance, you're going home.
Mommy Dearest: Inconceivable!
Two weeks ago...
Ryan: America has voted. Sanjaya, you are safe. Brandon, you're going home.
Mommy Dearest: Inconceivable!
Last week...

Ryan: America has voted. Stephanie, you're going home.
Mommy Dearest: How the #@*& did Sanjaya stay out of the bottom two? Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
America, please, for the love of all that is decent: MAKE IT STOP TONIGHT! Mothers of preteen daughters: HIDE THE PHONES!

My 10-year-old daughter embarrasses
My kids have spent the week crooning the immortal questions: What's your name? Who's your daddy?
For some fun Idol blog reads, check out Melanie's If my blog was on American Idol, and Linda at 2nd Cup of Coffee's AI.
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